Prepare yourselves, peasants! The jolly ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a power suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has mastered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Ever After Inc., magically crushing dreams. His amused sidekick Donkey has become his head of acquisitions, and Puss in Boots? He

Man, this gig really drains. I'm so fried I could just lay down. All I wanna do is chug some coffee and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta post a few Lord Farquaad memes to defeat the struggle. Existence is a real rollercoaster, man. The climb up the corporate ladder is merely a trek towards Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all